1 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,040 Speak. 2 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:39,360 Say something. 3 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,040 You don't even defend yourself. 4 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,080 I won't change my mind, just because you look at me with your little deer eyes. 5 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,600 No wonder I looked for others. 6 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,080 Listen... 7 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:19,480 I caught chlamydia. I definitely infected you. 8 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,000 Take all four at once. 9 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,280 I'm sorry. 10 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,440 - I have nothing for you. - What? 11 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,760 After all this time... 12 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,960 - I should have remembered to get you something too. - Very funny. 13 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,960 - The little straight guy jerks off. - What are you doing here? 14 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,800 I was at the gym. 15 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,640 Give me something with egg whites. 16 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,160 How did you get in? 17 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,560 I have your key, dude. 18 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,560 Ah, there you go. 19 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,240 No, give me that. 20 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,920 It's been a long time since you trained. 21 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,760 - I'm still fit. - Yes, sure. 22 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,400 Do you think that's why she left you? 23 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:13,680 I'm sorry, what? 24 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,000 You have become a real grandpa. 25 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,320 You dumbass! 26 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,200 Go! 27 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:33,360 - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... - 10 28 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,360 6, 7 29 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,360 27 30 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,200 98 and 99 and 100 31 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,120 And I just came from sports. 32 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,880 We got it. 33 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,040 One more. Damned. 34 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:03,560 Let's fuck. 35 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,120 - Stop, stop, stop. - What? 36 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,320 Let it go, I don't feel like it. 37 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:16,800 Okay, okay. 38 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,240 You're still doing this. 39 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,200 - What? - With your nostrils. 40 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,200 I don't do anything with my nostrils. 41 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,400 - And as always, you don't admit it. - Don't touch me. 42 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Keep going. 43 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,000 Go. 44 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,720 I knew it. 45 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,360 - Come on, blow me, baby. - No. 46 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,760 - What? - I don't want to. 47 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,040 So? 48 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,680 - Wait, wait, wait. - What's happening now? 49 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,200 At least put a condom on it. 50 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,880 - Damn, it's okay. - That's okay? 51 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,840 Come on, take off your clothes. Fast. 52 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,800 Show me, go for it. 53 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,000 It's okay, I'm on PrEP. 54 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,000 Are we fucking now or not? 55 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,680 So? 56 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,160 Harder, fuck me, like a real guy! 57 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,240 Come on, harder! 58 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,360 Harder, harder. 59 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,640 Come on, damn it. 60 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,560 - Wait. - What? 61 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,680 You're pulling my hair, so I... 62 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,720 - Seriously now? - Two seconds. 63 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,560 You weren't so shy before. 64 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 I can't. 65 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,120 Fucking women made you grow a pussy? 66 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,400 Slow down, it's been a while... 67 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,320 Come to me, come. 68 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,640 Move your ass. 69 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,080 This is what you wanted. A real man fuck. 70 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,440 Fuck me. 71 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:56,680 That you fuck me. 72 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,400 Go. Come, come, come. 73 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,400 I fucked you good, didn't I? 74 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:47,000 - I'm done, I need to rest. - Me too. 75 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,560 Let me. It's warm here. 76 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,960 What a mess! 77 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,400 You just weren't missing. 78 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,680 It smells like a puma cage in here. 79 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,040 No sugar, no gluten and vegan. 80 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,640 Pedro and I now pay attention to what we eat. 81 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,240 Delicious, right? 82 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,640 She left me. 83 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,520 This is zucchini based. You can't even taste the difference. 84 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:22,400 - She cheated on me and infected me with a sexually transmitted disease. - Simply grate the zucchini. This is very easy. 85 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,880 - That's nice of you, mom. - Even Pedro can do it. 86 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:37,600 - Do you ever wash your underpants? - No, I piss on it and sell it on the Internet. 87 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,480 Eating grains is not harmless, Mom. Especially during pregnancy. 88 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,080 No trace of gluten in this cake. 89 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,680 The industry even uses gluten for condoms. 90 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,480 Gluten makes you tired. 91 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,600 Cream is also very difficult to digest. 92 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,880 Pedro has now understood that. 93 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,240 There we have our little girl. 94 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,200 Don't think I'll wipe that away either. 95 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,240 Are you Etienne? 96 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,480 Uh, yes...!? 97 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,480 Dom Top XL for an immediate meeting? 98 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,040 That should have been my profile name on the app, yes. 99 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:30,000 I hope you're not fake. The “immediate” was nothing. 100 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,320 Come on, show me you're a real guy. 101 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,680 Go ahead, blow my big cock. 102 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,720 I said: Suck my cock, bitch. 103 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,680 - You want me to blow you? - Yeah, dude. 104 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,400 Like a real guy? 105 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,480 You really want me to fuck you. 106 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,080 Yes. 107 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,080 Burst my ass. 108 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,920 I like it when real, muscular guys destroy my ass. 109 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,560 - You're in shape too. - I do fitness and watch the guys in the shower. 110 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:28,360 - Me too, but just for aesthetics. - Fucking between men is just to help out. 111 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,440 - When our little ones aren't there. - For care. 112 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,920 - But it's not bad either. - If it's between real straight people. 113 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,040 - We value our bodies. - That doesn't make us gay. 114 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,040 - You know, my daughter isn't here. - Oh yes? 115 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:41,880 Where is she? 116 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,160 She left me. 117 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,440 Do you want me to help you out? 118 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,480 Should we groom ourselves a bit? 119 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,120 A REAL GUY 120 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:52,520 A REAL GUY Written and directed by Dominique Preusse 121 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:57,520 Cast (in order of appearance) 122 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:07,520 Camera / camera assistance / lighting assistance 123 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:11,520 Sound / sound assistance 124 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,520 Assistant director/recording manager 125 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:20,520 Equipment / costume / mask 126 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:25,960 Editing / sound editing and mixing / color correction 127 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:30,840 Music/choreography 128 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,520 Acknowledgments 129 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:47,480 To the man who inspired me and literally carried me through this project.